Osaka!

So I go into the Amy's in the Arbor. They don't take credit cards, so I have to write a check, like an old lady.

Anyway, the guy is making my ice cream and (since I'm a fatty fat fatty) I ordered two pints to take home. When the guy finished making the first pint he went back to get more ice cream, so I'm thinking 'Oh no, I misspoke and he's going to make me two pints of 1 ice cream but really I want 2 pints of different ice creams and if I let him keep digging out ice cream I'm going to end up going home with 2 pints of the same ice cream and I don't know if I'll eat it all and if he makes the other pint I don't know if I'll be able to tell him "no, nevermind" so I'll HAVE to take it home...' BLAHBLAHBLAH... THIS IS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD A MILLION MILES A MINUTE....

So I grab the other worker's attention and ask her to stop him so that he doesn't make ANOTHER pint of the same ice cream. She looks at me in total confusion, meanwhile a HUGE LINE of people has started to form behind me, and everyone is looking at me like 'omg, why the fuck are you taking so long? And now you have the fucking balls to distract the OTHER worker and make this line move even SLOWER?!'

And the guy making my ice cream goes "No, I'm not making another pint... I just wanted to fill this one up.." and I realize it hadn't been filled to the top and he was just being super fucking nice and topping it off.

So, I'm completely mortified/embarrased/want to die at this point that I haven't even had time to think of what I want as my second pint.

So I just get something that sounds good banana-pudding (and it is good, thank god) and get ready to pay. So I tell him all I have is a check (b/c it's fucking 2008 - who the fuck carries cash except old people?) and he's like 'You have to write your phone number, driver's license & something else on the top of the check.' Meanwhile, the line is getting longer and people are hating me even more b/c I'm writing a fucking check. And, of course, the guy is really soft-spoken so I had to ask him to repeat the amount to me, and then he ended up giving me a penny back to fucking top-off the awkwardness of it all. I was like 'Wha? omg, I'm SO sorry' and he's just like 'uh, it's okay.'

Ohmygod.

This is why I stay at home and play video games. I cannot handle human interaction. I am socially retarded.

I think I'm going to start taking Kung-fu up North. Want to join me?

:D

Can I be a bigger fucking nerd-o?

If you know who Belanova is (the MEXICAN Belanova) or Julieta Venegas... AND you happen to know Italian bands that sound like them... please recommend something to me?

I want Belanova, but in Italian. Or something like that.

Or if you know of any good Italian bands, let me know? I don't know if they exist? It's hard enough to find good Spanish bands ...

BLEH.

Probably, if you're reading this, you can't. :(

So you know those mushrooms HEB sells in those blue Styrofoam things?

Sometimes they come pre-washed, sometimes they don't. Well, I've only ever gotten the ones that are pre-washed, except for tonight.

I threw un-washed mushrooms into my dinner thing... and I've decided to eat it anyway.

I'm super paranoid, so I have to keep telling myself I won't die, and that it isn't any worse than going and picking a random spot of dirt to eat - which wouldn't kill me.

But then I think about fertilizers and toxins and.... then I think about how hungry I am.

Hmmm.

How many of you think I will die or get sick from eating these?

I've done 12 hour shifts at work and I'm doing OT on Saturday. Aaah. So tired.

Omg, so many sexy cowboys.

Rawr.

I have a new celebrity crush... The guy who plays Charlie Prince. He also played Angel or whoever in X-Men III.

I'm a mondo-nerd.

Went to the movies with Dani. Saw Charlie Barttlet (sp?). It was cuuuute!

I love your dog Dani! Hehe. I love other people's dogs. Woo!

I'm slightly buzzed from like 3 beers over 4 hours. I'm such a light-weight.

I'm so ready for bed!

I wish I had more Mexican friends that liked the Espanish Musica.

Anyway

I ordered "Limon y Sal" and "Si" off of Amazon, it delivered today but my apartments are LAME and don't accept deliveries so you have to be here when packages are delivered. SIGH. I've been listening to crap on you-tube... these are my favs so far:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxNTIYTcktc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVsto6QT-S0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ-CEXKJO80

Shrug.

I'm a sucker for Spanish music.

Nadie como tu me sabe hacer ooo cafe!

I think sometime soon I will be posting crazy good news. It may be months from now... but it will include a picture (no, I'm not pregnant).

TAMBIEN...

I wish I had Mexican friends to sing Mariachi songs while drunk. Mariachi music is like the best drunk music ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXrY88TrQ0s

I liked it.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1275815759

That is my brother, Andrew, my nephew Aidan and myself (like 5 years ago).

Anyone want to go with me to the Goodnight, Fish show Thursday night at the Carousel Lounge?

Last night my sister gave birth to an 8lb, 10 oz baby boy named Jake!

:D

I just wish she'd had him in San Antonio like her two daughters because I won't get to meet him until he's a few months old.

:(

I love it when the English say something like 'No, we don't need that thank you very much.' It's so cute.

I might be going to Japan with Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Crazy.

I just started watching Heroes on Netflix - it's a really good show. I definitely recommend it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7038016.stm

So this is basically what Brendan would look like if he were Indian (if he had darker skin with a bushy mustache). Scroll down to see the Indian-Brendan-look-alike.

Am I crazy?

I just recently found out that this new season is the last season of Scrubs.

:(

I love 30 Rock, and I love Netflix. I'm watching 30 Rock on Netflix.

<3!!

I had only seen one episode, but now I've watched almost the entire first season.

I LOVE MARATHONS.

Scrubs Season 6 on DVD at the end of the month, Season 7 airs IN ONE WEEK!

AAHAHA!

I want another Tattoo...

I want to get sleeve tattoos but I'm too chicken shit :P

Is it bad that part of me wants to have kids solely so that I can re-live Halloween again in a dorky way and go all out and get dressed up/dress them up?

:X

My sister sent me a picture of her kid in his Halloween costume (Buzz Lightyear). So freaking cute!@